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Joel

How do you feel after the second dose?

Daniel

Like hit by a bus

A double-decker bus?

More like a VW microbus

Not a 10 ton truck either

Never too sick to catch a Smiths reference!

We still on for your birthday tomorrow night?

Saving your present for when you’re here because I MUST see your face up close when you open it

Even if you hate it

Especially if you hate it

I guess you’re asleep already

So I should probably stop texting you

Though if you’re asleep I guess it doesn’t make a difference because you’re not hearing the beep

The worst would be if you’re awake with a bad headache and every beep is like a spike through your face

Jfc I go to the kitchen for Gatorade and come back to 9 messages

Better than 0 messages right?

Right?

Any cicadas yet?

No it’s been weirdly chilly so they’re late. I didn’t live in this area in 2004 but my neighbors promise there’ll be tons. Plus I’ve seen their chimneys

?

Cicadas sometimes build little columns of dirt outside their tunnels so the rain doesn’t drown them

Genius. I hope they wait for me

They won’t

But I will

Loved “But I will”

Omg you’re right that is annoying

Laughed at “Omg you’re right that is annoying”

The fact you’re doing it manually by copying and pasting is sad