Page 23 of Cicadas: A Totally Ordinary Epic Love Story

Daniel

They finally got that ship out of the Suez Canal! I know you were worried

Bug Boy

Liked “They finally got that ship out of the Suez Canal! I know you were worried”

I wasn’t worried, just weirdly obsessed. Hey on an unrelated note (OR IS IT?) I had a sex dream last night for the first time in months

About who?

Patrick Swayze

Understandable. He was very hot

WAS???? Did he die?!!

Patrick Swayze died years ago

Sorry I meant Patrick Stewart. I always get them mixed up

Are you not a Star Trek fan?

I’ve seen some of the movies. Not massively into sci fi

This is blowing my mind. How is a scientist not into science fiction?

Maybe I find reality wondrous enough

Dreams are the exact opposite of reality. Never in a million years would you end up in bed with Patrick Stewart

You think he doesn’t dig fellow baldies?

He doesn’t dig fellow men

Omg maybe me dreaming about a hot bald guy meant I was dreaming about myself since I’m the only person I’ve had sex with for two years

Sorry what were you saying about dreams being the opposite of reality?