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Chapter 12

LETTERS FROM A STOIC

THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 12

Hi Delilah,

I found out about the love letter program. I’m giving this to someone named Blaze Alpha Destroyer, who apparently delivers letters to and from our campuses every week, so we’ll see if this gets to you.

You told me to call you if I start sobbing, but I don’t want to waste my emergency contact use already. I waited to tell you this, but I need to talk to someone about it: Do not set anything on fire, but I never got a single room. My roommate has already gotten naked in front of me. Knowing I was there. Do guys seriously do that?

Also, I haven’t reached top five on the second-year ranks. Not even close. Just wanted to tell you because I miss you.

Charlie