Page 12 of Aftertaste

FARINEAUX The Konstantin Duhovny Culinary Experience

IMPRESSIVE, RIGHT?

Now speaking as a cook, Saveur Fare’s just The Dream. Clean. Efficient. Top-of-the-line everything. Crew performing at their absolute peak. An eating experience second to none.

But speaking as your tour guide, lemme pull back the curtain. Even a place like this can have some unsavory shit in the kitchen. Not rodents—though you’re kidding yourself if you think an A rating means no mousetraps—but people. Way some folks run things can leave you with a bad taste, and Saveur’s no exception.

Matter of fact—and if anyone asks, I will deny, deny, deny—there’s a Big NDA about what went down here with our guy. You won’t believe this shit—this biz is ruthless! But, uh, I didn’t sign the paperwork, so I’ll go ahead and spill some tea.

Let’s head up to the dining room—tell you ’bout the service from a real special night. And I hope you like drama, because this part—it is jui-cy!