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Story: The Illustrated Man
"Oh, he does, does he?"
"He told all the kids that. No more baths. And we can stay up till ten o'clock and go to two televisor shows on Saturday 'stead of one!"
"Well, Mr. Drill better mind his p's and q's. I'll call up his mother and--"
Mink went to the door. "We're having trouble with guys like Pete Britz and Dale Jerrick. They're growing up. They make fun. They're worse than parents. They just won't believe in Drill. They're so snooty, 'cause they're growing up. You'd think they'd know better. They were little only a coupla years ago. I hate them worst. We'll kill themfirst."
"Your father and I last?"
"Drill says you're dangerous. Know why? 'Cause you don't believe in Martians! They're going to let us run the world. Well, not just us, but the kids over in the next block, too. I might be queen." She opened the door.
"Mom?"
"Yes?"
"What's lodge-ick?"
"Logic? Why, dear, logic is knowing what things are true and not true."
"Hementioned that," said Mink. "And what's im-pres-sionable?" It took her a minute to say it.
"Why, it means--" Her mother looked at the floor, laughing gently. "It means--to be a child, dear."
"Thanks for lunch!" Mink ran out, then stuck her head back in. "Mom, I'll be sure you won't be hurt much, really!"
"Well, thanks," said Mom.
Slamwent the door.
At four o'clock the audio-visor buzzed. Mrs. Morris flipped the tab. "Hello, Helen!" she said in welcome.
"Hello, Mary. How are thinks in New York?"
"Fine. How are things in Scranton? You look tired."
"So do you. The chil
dren. Underfoot," said Helen.
Mrs. Morris sighed. "My Mink too. The super-Invasion."
Helen laughed. "Are your kids playing that game too?"
"Lord, yes. Tomorrow it'll be geometrical jacks and motorized hopscotch. Were we this bad when we were kids in '48?"
"Worse. Japs and Nazis. Don't know how my parents put up with me. Tomboy."
"Parents learn to shut their ears."
A silence.
"What's wrong, Mary?" asked Helen.
Mrs. Morris's eyes were half closed; her tongue slid slowly, thoughtfully, over her lower lip. "Eh?" She jerked. "Oh, nothing. Just thought aboutthat. Shutting ears and such. Never mind. Where were we?"
"My boy Tim's got a crush on some guy named--Drill,I think it was."
"Must be a new password. Mink likes him too."
"He told all the kids that. No more baths. And we can stay up till ten o'clock and go to two televisor shows on Saturday 'stead of one!"
"Well, Mr. Drill better mind his p's and q's. I'll call up his mother and--"
Mink went to the door. "We're having trouble with guys like Pete Britz and Dale Jerrick. They're growing up. They make fun. They're worse than parents. They just won't believe in Drill. They're so snooty, 'cause they're growing up. You'd think they'd know better. They were little only a coupla years ago. I hate them worst. We'll kill themfirst."
"Your father and I last?"
"Drill says you're dangerous. Know why? 'Cause you don't believe in Martians! They're going to let us run the world. Well, not just us, but the kids over in the next block, too. I might be queen." She opened the door.
"Mom?"
"Yes?"
"What's lodge-ick?"
"Logic? Why, dear, logic is knowing what things are true and not true."
"Hementioned that," said Mink. "And what's im-pres-sionable?" It took her a minute to say it.
"Why, it means--" Her mother looked at the floor, laughing gently. "It means--to be a child, dear."
"Thanks for lunch!" Mink ran out, then stuck her head back in. "Mom, I'll be sure you won't be hurt much, really!"
"Well, thanks," said Mom.
Slamwent the door.
At four o'clock the audio-visor buzzed. Mrs. Morris flipped the tab. "Hello, Helen!" she said in welcome.
"Hello, Mary. How are thinks in New York?"
"Fine. How are things in Scranton? You look tired."
"So do you. The chil
dren. Underfoot," said Helen.
Mrs. Morris sighed. "My Mink too. The super-Invasion."
Helen laughed. "Are your kids playing that game too?"
"Lord, yes. Tomorrow it'll be geometrical jacks and motorized hopscotch. Were we this bad when we were kids in '48?"
"Worse. Japs and Nazis. Don't know how my parents put up with me. Tomboy."
"Parents learn to shut their ears."
A silence.
"What's wrong, Mary?" asked Helen.
Mrs. Morris's eyes were half closed; her tongue slid slowly, thoughtfully, over her lower lip. "Eh?" She jerked. "Oh, nothing. Just thought aboutthat. Shutting ears and such. Never mind. Where were we?"
"My boy Tim's got a crush on some guy named--Drill,I think it was."
"Must be a new password. Mink likes him too."
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