Page 7 of Shift the Tide

Pete

as long as they aren’t too healthy

Maggie

Define *healthy*.

Kiera

Fruit? Or my parents have me addicted to these gut biome bars that are actually pretty good.

Pete

boooooring! bring chocolate-covered pretzels!

Maggie

Let’s just Instacart things over a beer when we get there. Ta-da. Check that one off, D-sizzle.

Danica

PEOPLE. Focus. We also need to coordinate who’s driving from the airport.

Pete

uber. next problem

Danica

No, that’s expensive and?—

Pete

shh the vibes have spoken

Kiera

I can drive the rental car.

Danica

THANK YOU, Kiera. It’s so nice having a responsible adult here.

Maggie

Wow passive-aggressive much?

Danica

It’s not passive-aggressive, it’s just *aggressive aggressive* because you’re all impossible.

Maggie

So, what’s the alcohol situation? Are we planning tequila or rum vibes?

Danica

THIS IS NOT THE PRIORITY.