Page 49 of Shift the Tide

Kiera:

I just really love cheese, okay??

Pete:

love cheese more than orgasms?!

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Maggie

I’m just saying, have you ever had brie on a fresh baguette? Life-changing.

Danica

I’ve had something else that’s life-changing, and trust me, it’s not dairy.

Pete

can you cross-stitch that on a pillow, baby?

Maggie named the conversation, “Brie-yond Boundaries”.

Izzy

I think we all learned something very personal about you today, Kiera.

Maggie

Yeah, like how you’re dangerously close to starting a committed relationship with a cheese wheel.

Pete named the conversation, “Wheel-Y Complicated”.

Kiera

Honestly? I think I’d take cheese. Even below average cheese is better than most oral I’ve received.

Maggie

The straights are not okay.

Izzy

That sounds like a partner problem.

Kiera

I’m open to being proven otherwise.

Danica

Pete

ewwwwwwwwwwww, we are RIGHT here

Maggie

Wait, WHAT is happening right now?