Page 64
Story: Mess With Me
Is that why he’s so conservative with his smiles? Because of their untold power?
“I could get used to that,” I say to Chester, even though my eyes are on Griffin, that fluttering going even harder as his gaze doesn’t leave mine.
I may not be coming onto him, but I’m still enjoying flirting. Just to see how he’ll react.
“But Chester.” I turn to the older man. “Please, no need to get down on your knees next time. You can show your deference to me while standing.”
Chester grins dopily as I plop myself down in the chair next to Griffin’s.
I only realize he’s bent down and lifted my coffee out of the way a moment later when I gasp, remembering it, and look for where I had to have knocked it over.
“You want to just toss it on the porch boards and get it over with?” he says.
Chester hoots. “Listen to Mr. Neat ’n Tidy over here.”
“Right?” I say. “Mr. Perfect’s probably never spilled a thing in his life.”
“You should see him inside my place. Last time he came over to patch up my ceiling, I swear he grew a new ulcer.”
“I keep telling you that you need to let me redo your roof, Chester.”
“It’s on the list. After the deck you gone and wrecked with your big clodhopper.”
“I nearly broke my leg!” To me, Griffin says, “His back deck’s rotted through.” He points a finger at Chester. “You’re banned from going back there, remember?”
Chester waves a hand dismissively. “There are plenty of good boards. Anyhow, home repair is not the reason for my visit. Neither was shootin’ the breeze with our friend Griffin here, but a lady needs her beauty sleep.”
“Do tell,” I say, sipping my coffee.
“Well, I know it’s customary to ask how you slept in the morning, but my most pressing concern is letting you know I’ve given some thought to your offer of marriage.”
I freeze with the coffee cup halfway back to the chair. “Oh?”
“While it gives me great pains to admit it, I’m afraid to say my heart belongs to another.”
“Really?” I’m rapt, dying to know who this other party is.
“Another few, if I’m being perfectly honest.”
I screw up my face as I glance ata Griffin, confused.
Chester sighs dreamily. “Yep. Lucille, Ball, Celine, Dion, Nina, Simone, Patsy, and Cline. Oh, and Bilbo Baggins.”
I throw back my head and laugh. He’s talking about his chickens.
“They’re awful jealous,” Chester sighs. Then he breaks out in a cackle.
Even Griffin lowers his face. His shoulders shake slightly.
God, I thought a little smile from him sent me—but to see him laugh?
“It’s a real shame,” Chester says. “Anyhow, I think you and Griffin ought to get hitched.”
Next to me, Griffin has just taken a sip of coffee, and he coughs, barely managing not to choke.
“Is that right?” I ask, reaching over and clapping Griffin’s back.
“Yep. Two of you look pretty cute together. I’m a mite jealous.”
“I could get used to that,” I say to Chester, even though my eyes are on Griffin, that fluttering going even harder as his gaze doesn’t leave mine.
I may not be coming onto him, but I’m still enjoying flirting. Just to see how he’ll react.
“But Chester.” I turn to the older man. “Please, no need to get down on your knees next time. You can show your deference to me while standing.”
Chester grins dopily as I plop myself down in the chair next to Griffin’s.
I only realize he’s bent down and lifted my coffee out of the way a moment later when I gasp, remembering it, and look for where I had to have knocked it over.
“You want to just toss it on the porch boards and get it over with?” he says.
Chester hoots. “Listen to Mr. Neat ’n Tidy over here.”
“Right?” I say. “Mr. Perfect’s probably never spilled a thing in his life.”
“You should see him inside my place. Last time he came over to patch up my ceiling, I swear he grew a new ulcer.”
“I keep telling you that you need to let me redo your roof, Chester.”
“It’s on the list. After the deck you gone and wrecked with your big clodhopper.”
“I nearly broke my leg!” To me, Griffin says, “His back deck’s rotted through.” He points a finger at Chester. “You’re banned from going back there, remember?”
Chester waves a hand dismissively. “There are plenty of good boards. Anyhow, home repair is not the reason for my visit. Neither was shootin’ the breeze with our friend Griffin here, but a lady needs her beauty sleep.”
“Do tell,” I say, sipping my coffee.
“Well, I know it’s customary to ask how you slept in the morning, but my most pressing concern is letting you know I’ve given some thought to your offer of marriage.”
I freeze with the coffee cup halfway back to the chair. “Oh?”
“While it gives me great pains to admit it, I’m afraid to say my heart belongs to another.”
“Really?” I’m rapt, dying to know who this other party is.
“Another few, if I’m being perfectly honest.”
I screw up my face as I glance ata Griffin, confused.
Chester sighs dreamily. “Yep. Lucille, Ball, Celine, Dion, Nina, Simone, Patsy, and Cline. Oh, and Bilbo Baggins.”
I throw back my head and laugh. He’s talking about his chickens.
“They’re awful jealous,” Chester sighs. Then he breaks out in a cackle.
Even Griffin lowers his face. His shoulders shake slightly.
God, I thought a little smile from him sent me—but to see him laugh?
“It’s a real shame,” Chester says. “Anyhow, I think you and Griffin ought to get hitched.”
Next to me, Griffin has just taken a sip of coffee, and he coughs, barely managing not to choke.
“Is that right?” I ask, reaching over and clapping Griffin’s back.
“Yep. Two of you look pretty cute together. I’m a mite jealous.”
Table of Contents
- Page 1
- Page 2
- Page 3
- Page 4
- Page 5
- Page 6
- Page 7
- Page 8
- Page 9
- Page 10
- Page 11
- Page 12
- Page 13
- Page 14
- Page 15
- Page 16
- Page 17
- Page 18
- Page 19
- Page 20
- Page 21
- Page 22
- Page 23
- Page 24
- Page 25
- Page 26
- Page 27
- Page 28
- Page 29
- Page 30
- Page 31
- Page 32
- Page 33
- Page 34
- Page 35
- Page 36
- Page 37
- Page 38
- Page 39
- Page 40
- Page 41
- Page 42
- Page 43
- Page 44
- Page 45
- Page 46
- Page 47
- Page 48
- Page 49
- Page 50
- Page 51
- Page 52
- Page 53
- Page 54
- Page 55
- Page 56
- Page 57
- Page 58
- Page 59
- Page 60
- Page 61
- Page 62
- Page 63
- Page 64
- Page 65
- Page 66
- Page 67
- Page 68
- Page 69
- Page 70
- Page 71
- Page 72
- Page 73
- Page 74
- Page 75
- Page 76
- Page 77
- Page 78
- Page 79
- Page 80
- Page 81
- Page 82
- Page 83
- Page 84
- Page 85
- Page 86
- Page 87
- Page 88
- Page 89
- Page 90
- Page 91
- Page 92
- Page 93
- Page 94
- Page 95
- Page 96
- Page 97
- Page 98
- Page 99
- Page 100
- Page 101
- Page 102
- Page 103
- Page 104
- Page 105
- Page 106
- Page 107
- Page 108
- Page 109
- Page 110
- Page 111
- Page 112
- Page 113
- Page 114
- Page 115
- Page 116
- Page 117
- Page 118
- Page 119
- Page 120
- Page 121
- Page 122
- Page 123
- Page 124
- Page 125
- Page 126
- Page 127
- Page 128
- Page 129
- Page 130
- Page 131
- Page 132
- Page 133
- Page 134
- Page 135
- Page 136
- Page 137
- Page 138
- Page 139
- Page 140
- Page 141
- Page 142
- Page 143
- Page 144
- Page 145
- Page 146
- Page 147
- Page 148
- Page 149
- Page 150
- Page 151
- Page 152
- Page 153
- Page 154
- Page 155
- Page 156
- Page 157
- Page 158
- Page 159
- Page 160
- Page 161
- Page 162
- Page 163
- Page 164
- Page 165
- Page 166
- Page 167
- Page 168
- Page 169
- Page 170
- Page 171
- Page 172
- Page 173
- Page 174
- Page 175
- Page 176