Bianca is completely underwhelmed with her modern life of craptastic dating, a soulless career, and the pursuit of nothing particularly noteworthy. What she wants—what she’s always wanted—is for her life to be an adventure. And she’s never completely abandoned her childhood dreams of being… a princess. Every girl is promised princesshood, so why are there so few openings? The monsters of Clumberton Castle are desperately seeking a princess to give them legitimacy and reunite their family, so discovering Bianca’s hidden desires gives them hope. But can they convince the lovely Bianca to take the leap and leave her realm for...

Bianca is completely underwhelmed with her modern life of craptastic dating, a soulless career, and the pursuit of nothing particularly noteworthy. What she wants—what she’s always wanted—is for her life to be an adventure. And she’s never completely abandoned her childhood dreams of being… a princess. Every girl is promised princesshood, so why are there so few openings? The monsters of Clumberton Castle are desperately seeking a princess to give them legitimacy and reunite their family, so discovering Bianca’s hidden desires gives them hope. But can they convince the lovely Bianca to take the leap and leave her realm for theirs? Will she be terrified when she discovers the identities of those seeking to woo her? And is she capable of actually loving monsters—the Dark Queen won’t be fooled by a fake. If Bianca crosses the boundary and doesn’t choose to be their princess, the monsters will lose everything, but isn’t love worth every risk? Everything now depends on whether Bianca can open her heart to an unconventional romance and leave behind the one person who matters most to her—her father.

To Princess or not to Princess—that is the question. Bianca’s answer will change the lives of all.