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Felix:You know you can scroll back through the chat, right?

Alec:You guys talk too much. It’s faster to just ask.

Van:Camden can’t lock it down

Felix:I would love to exist in a world where we aren’t talking about kidnapping or locking down women.

Logan:Come on, man. You know we respect women.

Felix:Still.

Wyatt:Whatever enlightened term we’re going to use, do your plans end with you and Naomi in a relationship?

Camden:That’s the goal

Van:Dude. You’d be A DAD.

Eli:Liam’s cool

Van:I’m going to start calling you Daddy

Felix:NO ONE IS GOING TO BE CALLED DADDY ON THIS THREAD.

Eli:Whoa

Eli:You got Felix using all caps

Eli:That means he’s serious

Camden:I like Liam. I’m not saying I know what I’m doing, but I’m open to it.

Alec:Let me know if you need any tips.

Logan:Hanging out with Juno for a few months makes you the expert now?

Van:Don’t forget he’s practically raising the twins

Nathan:Truth

Camden:I’ll be sure to let you know if I need any tips on babies or barely adults, captain.

Wyatt:Well this has been fun

Van:Is this your way of saying goodbye, Oscar?

Wyatt:Just because I’m far away doesn’t mean I don’t still know where you live, Van

Van:Oooh a threat

Wyatt:Or who your wife’s dad is—come to think of it, Coach said to let him know if I need anything

Eli:LOL

Logan:*grabs popcorn*

Van:I take back all the times I called you Oscar, Wyatt.

Van:Ur not a grouch