Page 100 of Tinsel & Chrome

The low growl says he wants to rip it off and ravage me but not until he agrees to this year's charity event.

It's foolproof!

“Babygirl...” I lean forward, connecting our lips and sliding his hand to my ass, he says he likes how it moves. He's obsessed. He chuckles into our kiss, making me laugh. I lean back, squeezing my tits together to seal the deal.

“Fine, but YOU have to tell everyone. I want it to be clear that this was your idea.”

I squealed, “Thank you, Bubba! I promise it'll be a success with all my handsome boys.”

“Oh, I have no doubt about that part. It's the end product you have to convince the girls about.”

“It'll generate more money, watch! They've all said it before that sex sells!”

He nodded while squeezing me tighter, he didn't hear a word I said. “Now that that's settled...Mrs. Claus...how about I indulge in your milk and cookies?”

“Oh, Santa!”

Rocco aka Lucifer

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“What do you mean we can't bid on our own spouses?!” Visibly upset even though she's holding my little guy, Onyx, who's making grabby hands at me. As soon as I take him, her hand emulates her absolute frustration.

I lift him to the sky and he giggles while trying to put his fists in his mouth, the drool running down his hands onto mine. Gotta take the good with the gross. “Hey buddy, you missed Pawpaw?!”

“Paw...paw! Pawpaw!” I'm one of his favorite words. It's a love I could never describe.

Sam holds her hands up defensively, as Avi folds hers. “Avi, it's for B.A.C.A. and I figure this would make it fair. At the end of the night, you still go home with your man. I think this will encourage more bidding from the attendees. Even Bubba's participating and I would drop my entire savings on him but I'm going to bid on my boys.”

I'm doing what now?!

I look over and she has this huge smile pasted on her face as a plea. I sigh, “Yeah, it's for the organization.” I try not to sound dry and totally against it. Sometimes my love for her makes me a sucker.

Happy wife, you know...

“Listen, we rent out the old theater, clean it up, and hold the 1st annual...”

“LAST annual...” Avi snapped.

“Merciless Few Christmas calendar auction. The guys parade on stage and the ladies bid on what month of the calendar they want to see them in. And we let them buy pre-orders at the end.”

“Sam, have you lost your mind?! You want Jett to end up naked on the stage for all to see? And for me to be okay with it? I...whew...” Jett helps her sit back down with her just about to give birth to their little miracle baby.

“No, of course not. The guys will be sexy Santas and they determine, or you determine, how much they show. It'll be like Magic Mike, heavy on the teasing.”

The “ahhh” was in unison as the guys nodded. “Yeah well I'm a single Pringle so I'm going to make the most money!” Demon states arrogantly. That boy would twirl his Christmas light-wrapped dick on stage for free if he could.

“No nudity! Girls, I'll still need you for concessions and such but you can dress up! Like Mrs. Claus, an elf, or even Rudolph. So come on...for the children? Do this for your club mom, or Grammy, as my grandbabies call me.”

That's her selling point. The room is full of murmurs from everyone. Reaper is whispering in Avi's ear, she starts smiling from ear to ear.

Oh, she's in.

Poppy was rubbing her stomach, I knew she wanted to participate and help but she was also carrying precious cargo and Fiend barely let her lift a finger. He's been watching her like a hawk as they near their due date.

Lila breaks the silence, “I'm in, I'm sure Everett won't like the costume but I'll just blow him before the event with the promise of more after. Anyway, sign me up for sexy Rudolph.” She starts prancing about.

Sam gives me a smug smile. The “I told you so” one.