Page 75 of The Princess and the P.I.
Next Door PG. County Laurel
[brEAKING] Sankofa Investigations Is Unsafe for Our Neighborhood
Trina Powell:
Laurel Pines
This is an outrage. Who thought it was a good idea to let Sankofa Investigations set up shop in our peaceful community? Fiona Addai, the Daughter of a convicted criminal murdering pastor mind you, has a PI Office opening up in our safe neighborhood and we should not allow it.
@Trina Powell
Sharon Tate:
M-section Bowie
Hard agree. She’s decided to reopen The Horror in Potomac—one of Maryland’s most notorious cold cases.
Do we really want reporters, gawkers, and who knows what kind of dangerous individuals dredging up a murder from 20 years ago, all for Fiona’s self-promotion?
How long before our streets are flooded with cameras and chaos?
@Trina Powell
Michaela Sharp:
Laurel Slopes
You all are out of your mind! this is the most exciting thing to happen to Laurel Maryland in forever. I’m going to apply as an assistant.
r/PrivateDicksandJanes
[Thread] Starting to Believe the Rumors.
2nyte: Where is Princess_PI? I want to hear her take on the Netflix documentary about the A.B.B.E.Y.
UndertheWeatHER: She has been AFK as hell lately. I want to vote for a new mod. Or maybe she’s going through something?
moneyfancam: Going through something? She’s going through that D! I’m telling you, this is how people get when they get a man.
2nyte: More power to her.
top comment @sayUNC: If she never cared about this, then let’s vote her out.
AO3
Title: The Woman in the Mist: A Love Story (with Crime Solving on the Side)
Author: detNdenile
Fandom: #Fundie Fiona
Summary: This fic assumes Princess_PI is potentially the same person as Fundie Fiona, daughter of ABBEY’s incarcerated leader. In this fic, Fiona and Disney Prince Naveen work together to solve a crazy sexy case.
Tags: Slow Burn but with Fast Chases , Princess and the Frog , I Reject Your Reality and Substitute My Own , A Naveen in Every Pot , The Mortifying Ordeal of being Known Biblically , Enemies to Lovers Except They Work Together , Graphic Depictions of Feelings , Them Titties Tho , No Beta We Die Like Men , I Stan Princess PI , Attempted Virgin Sacrifice , Girl in the Mist Is Goals
r/BennettBeat
@TashaP: It’s confirmed, y’all. Maurice Bennett is married. Don’t argue. Just look at these photos.
[image]
@Cashmeoutside: Big booty heifer.
@househusband: Can she fight, though?
@ThiccAndTired: I’m sorry, but I never understood the hype. He’s too skinny, too pretty. I need a man built like a linebacker.
Reply to @ThiccAndTired : OK! Throw me across the room and catch me before I hit the ground.
@NCrocs: This is not proof. It’s way too grainy. This could literally be anybody in San Tropez.
@RingHunter: Girl #standup you can see that rock from the moon. Okay, but are there any Bennetts left to marry? Asking for a friend.
Top Comment from @ThiccAndTired :
“Y’all really out here turning a blurry diamond ring into a whole love story. I don’t know who this brick house is, but Maurice is down bad for some boring-ass church girl. This is not him. He is not married.”
357 upvotes, 1 downvote