Page 1 of The Most Wanted (The Kinky Bank Robbers #4)

Chapter One

I was power lounging behind the front desk of our new private investigation office wearing a fabulous red Coco Chanel skirt suit.

Was I was overdressed? Maybe, but it was the first day we were open, and I wanted to set a professional tone. And hey, being able to wear nice clothes was one of the perks of being the significant other of three very successful bank robbers.

The suite of offices we’d chosen for our new P.I. firm was on the second floor of an awesome vintage building just off of one of the main drags in downtown L.A.

I loved it for the film noir appeal, what with its wooden floors and high ceilings.

My three clever and kinky lotharios loved it for the fire escape, the sight lines, and the easy roof access.

Because sure, this was a semi-legit business, but we were still wanted bank robbers who had to stay nimble and safe.

And of course some jerk of a police sketch artist had made the most dramatically unflattering police sketches of us possible.

But you can’t exactly write a letter of complaint to the LAPD asking that they redo your sketch to have your eyes not so close together. At least, that’s what Zeus was always telling me.

The larger threat and the real reason we needed quick escape routes was ZOX, the intelligence agency my guys used to work for. If ZOX showed up, there would be real trouble.

It was the one thing my hardened criminals were scared of. The only thing that kept them up at night. (Well, maybe not the only thing.)

As an added benefit, an office like this was nice for the thieves, gangbangers, hoodlums, hitters, and assorted fugitives of L.A. County. Most private investigation firms out there probably served coffee and bagels to their clients; we offered a convenient escape route, should they be tailed.

I will confess that I was surprised when Zeus first started talking about launching the P.I. firm—it’s not like we needed the money.

He claimed he was bored, and that we needed something more beyond robbing banks. He got Thor and Odin excited about the challenge of using our skills to help criminals who didn’t have access to effective investigative services. But was that really it?

I sensed there was more to it.

The door had one of those cloudy glass windows just like in old movies. There was some debate over what to paint on it. In the end, we left it blank, except for the office number. Again—discretion.

We were thinking about printing business cards, though we couldn’t quite decide on a tagline for our agency.

My suggestions included Criminals need a detective agency, too!

and To catch a criminal, you have to BE a criminal.

But Odin thought those ideas were a little too obvious.

Thor wanted to just use our gang motto: You WISH we were dead, motherfuckers .

But it didn’t seem like the kind of thing you would want to put on a business card, considering their purpose was to attract clients, not frighten them.

Just in case you’re wondering—no, Zeus, Thor, and Odin are not their real names.

My real name isn’t Isis. The last time I used my real name was more than a year ago, back when I was their hostage during a robbery gone bad.

Actually, the robbery went pretty well for me, though if I’d known how that day would end, I would’ve worn way better underwear.

And I would’ve hugged my sisters before I left the farm that morning for my bank job. I missed them so bitterly that sometimes I thought the feeling would consume me. I’d been dying of boredom in that old life, but I’d never imagined leaving forever, having to fake my own death to protect them.

I tried not to think about that.

So I waited there at my massive wooden desk, excited that our first client was arriving soon. I arranged the folders and made sure the word game and cartoon porn windows were closed on my laptop, just in case we had to research something in front of the client.

When I looked up next, there was Zeus, leaning in the door frame between our offices, arms crossed, which made his fine brown sport jacket pull tight over his massively muscular arms.

“I like that jacket,” I said.

He didn’t reply; he merely stood there, eyeing me like a dark predator.

My heart rate kicked up. The dark predator gaze…surely he wasn’t thinking about sex at a time like this! All the same, I closed the laptop and slid it into a drawer. Because…experience.

In a movement more animal than human, he pushed off the door frame and moved toward me. He stopped in front of my desk, shrugged off the jacket, and set it beside the folders.

“I said I liked it. I didn’t mean you had to give it to me.”

“Goddess,” he whispered hoarsely. He fingered the top button of his shirt, then flicked it open, revealing a triangle of man chest.

“Zeus. What are you doing?”

He held my gaze from across the desk as he opened another button.

I smiled. “Dude!”

He had that dark, wild look in his eyes that sometimes scared me but mostly turned me on.

Something warmed in my belly as he undid button after button, until his shirt hung open, revealing the middle of his massive chest. He slid a hand over his washboard abs, making me imagine sliding my hand there, making me imagine the hard warmth of his washboard abs.

I looked at the small line of fur trailing down from his belly button, down, down… Gah!! I curled my fists, mentally beaming a message to my better self, my more responsible self. Must not touch him. Client coming. Must…not…have…sex.

Zeus pressed his hand between his legs.

My heart rate went double time, and my responsible self was getting so far away. “Our first client is coming at any minute.” There was a Mr. Alexander Hamilton scheduled for nine o’clock.

“Do I look like I’m here to consult Google Calendar?” he asked.

My belly tightened as he toyed with the snap on his pants. I could see from the bulge that he was hard as steel, and I was suddenly wishing Mr. Alexander Hamilton had scheduled himself for ten instead of nine. Better yet, noon.

“Is this how a man consults Google Calendar?” Zeus asked again, voice roughened with lust.

“I don’t know. In France, maybe?”

He moved his hand down, watching me steadily.

“He’ll walk in at any minute,” I said.

“Door’s locked.”

Somebody had to act professional here, and apparently that was me. “They’ll see shapes moving around in here, and they’ll hear. We should wait for after.” I stacked my folders, heart pounding with excitement.

Zeus leaned over the desk. A sexy snarl played on his lush lips. With one massive tree trunk of an arm, he slid the folders onto the floor.

“Hey!” My skin tingled as I stared at the now-bare surface. “I was doodling on one of those.”

“I need you, goddess,” he grated.

I straightened the lapels of my suit, like my professional exterior would cancel out my wildly unprofessional desires. “ Clients , Zeus. Haven’t you ever heard ‘you never get a second chance to make a first impression?’ What kind of an impression does it make if a client walks in on us fucking?”

The door off to the side of the reception area opened, and Odin came in with a file cabinet. “What’s going on?”

“A client’s on the way,” I began breathlessly, “and…”

“And the boss wants to fuck his secretary,” Zeus said.

I bit back a smile. I wasn’t really secretary—I was an equal partner in the gang and the firm now, too. But this was role-play secretary, one of our favorite games, and the fact that we were in an actual office was giving it an extra edge.

Odin set the cabinet down and came over to me, shaking his head sadly. “Ice.”

“Our first client is coming any minute,” I protested. And my responsible self is moving out of communication range.

Odin reached my side of the desk and stood over me, holding out his hand. “Goddess,” he whispered. “If the boss wants you, the boss gets you.”

My heart pounded. Odin, too?

And then a little voice added, yay !

Thor was gone today, working at the little clinic he ran over the border. Not that he’d put a stop to something like this.

Odin took my arm and hauled me up close so that I was nearly flush with his hard, warm body, making me tingle all over. In a harsh and utterly dominating whisper, he said, “The boss needs your panties. Now.”

Part of me was thinking yes . But part of me was thinking about Alexander Hamilton …not that the founding fathers are the sexiest ever, but the musical was amazing and if you look at a ten-dollar bill, that Alexander Hamilton is also hot.

“What thoughts, goddess? Is something distracting you from your secretarial work?”

“Uh—”

“Now,” Zeus commanded.

With trembling hands I reached under my skirt, pulled my panties down my legs, and stepped out of them, then snatched them up and dropped them in his outstretched palm. “Alexander Hamilton specifically asked for nine o’clock.”

“That’s the name our client gave?” Odin asked. “Alexander Hamilton? Yeah, that doesn’t sound fake.”

I shrugged. “It’s not a bad name.”

Odin put on a stern face now. “Boss needs you bent over the desk.”

“There are people walking by, down the hall,” I said, playing the part of the voice of reason, which always just made everything sexier. “They’ll know, you know…”

“I don’t care. I’m proud of our relationship,” Zeus said, one lazy hand on his cock, hardening himself for me. “This is how we express our love for each other, and if anybody wants to act like it’s wrong, I will fuck them up. I’ll make them sorry.”

He would, too. I couldn’t help but remember a certain day spa that wouldn’t give the four of us a couples massage. Zeus almost trashed the place.

“But there are seven other offices on this floor alone. What if our office neighbors hear?”

“I’ll fuck them up, too,” Zeus growled, being his typical unreasonable self, always looking to beat the crap out of anybody who criticized our foursome.

It turned me on a little.

Okay, a lot.