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Story: The Examiner

Candidate name: Jonathan Danners

Candidate number: 0883482

Introduction:

I don’t like to speak for other people, but it’s my educated observation that students who apply for a course like this anticipate learning how to build and maintain a career in the art world. Those drawn to this industry tend to be sensitive, thoughtful, free-thinking individuals and don’t expect a pressure-cooker environment of ruthless competition. They certainly do not expect that toxic atmosphere to be fuelled, fanned and stoked by staff.

The project for RD 8 was executed under the most difficult and trying conditions. Whatever the client thinks of the outcome, it is a tribute to the clash of personalities, hidden agendas and career sabotage that only escalated as the course progressed. My mother and sister both died while my father was gravely ill, but I can honestly say this MA has been the most traumatic and stressful year of my life.

It is tempting to think everything went wrong during that disastrous trip to Somerset. On paper, perhaps it did, but the rot had already set in. It’s hard now to say when exactly the downward spiral began. Was it the day I met Gela? When we fell into step and got talking, just to pass the time. Devising a new MA , she was looking for students with management experience. Thinking about it now, I should have just walked away.

Doodle message group MMAM ( FTP ), 16 January 2024:

Jonathan Danners

Are you nearly here, Ludya? It’s gone nine and we’re all outside the station.

Patrick Bright

Hi Ludya, we’ve called and messaged. Cameron suggested also Doodling, as you might have Apple watch notifications for that. If you have an Apple watch, that is. Anyway we’re wondering if you’re nearly here?

Alyson Lang

It’s nine-fifteen, Luds.

Ludya Parak

Voice Siri driving at the lights by the big Lidl.

Patrick Bright

Which Lidl? Is it nearby? Alyson says the museum has to close at three.

Ludya Parak

Fluff ucks ache am on my way.