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P.S. Please don’t become a guidance counselor or anti-bullying director. I will OUT the fuck out of you.

P.P.S. I don’t expect you to respond to this.

Subject:Re: Not Really, But Just So You Know

I did receive your text, but my phone broke, so I lost a lot of messages.

I sent you a physical letter in the mail, but I also meant to write back, “You’re welcome.”

Take care,

Taylor

P.S. That’s my backup career choice, if my first plan doesn’t work out.

P.P.S. How are you?

Subject:Re: Re: Not Really, But Just So You Know

I guess my aunt forgot to forward it somehow.

I’m fine.

I like college a lot more than high school. I have a lot more FRIENDS, NO BULLIES, and, as if the stars have finally aligned, everyone actually likes me for a change.

I would ask you how you are, but

A) I don’t want this thread to go on longer, and

B) I don’t care.

Take care,

Audrey

Subject:A New Thread

Good idea to start a new thread.

I’ll assume you asked how I’m doing. I, too, have made more friends without bullies, and I’m majoring in Creative Writing in hopes of using it for media someday. (I do have the face for it, after all.)

Take care,

Taylor

Subject:Re: A New Thread

Hopefully you take the fact that it took me a full day to respond to you as proof that I do not want to talk to you.

(You also have the face of someone who deserves to be punched.)

Take care,

Audrey

Subject:Re: Re: A New Thread

The fact that you responded at all says volumes…