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Uncle Uzzi

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Season’s Greetings my darlings!

I know, I know, it seems like the wrong holiday to use that phrase, but trust me, it’s not.

After all, as a descendant of the Goddess of Love herself, and considering I am celebrating my eleventy-first — that is my 111 th birthday , just like one of my favorite Hobbits used to say —I believe it is fitting. Quite fitting, indeed.

Saint Valentine was such a curious fellow, wasn’t he? His story is shrouded in legend, but I think we can all agree that he is the patron saint of love and lovers.

Marrying couples in secret when such a thing was banned under a terrible Roman Emperor, he was martyred for his cause, and from his cell sent the first official Valentine letter to the daughter of his jailer, whom he was believed to have cured.

Now, isn’t that something? Yes, yes. I agree.

Now, to commemorate this Valentine’s Day, I am traveling to Maverick Point, using the limousine service of one of my favorite honorary nephews. Today, my driver is Carter, a Lion from the Blue Valley Pride.

This isn’t his story. But my magic is tingling, and I think Carter’s time is coming soon.

Meanwhile, let’s drop in on one of my favorite striped couples, Elissa and Hunter Maverick! You see, I’ve been working with some of the best tech minds out there to develop a new app to allow me to find more fated mates across the multiverse, and I would love their input since really, they were the inspiration behind this entire project.

Shall we, then?

Let’s go!