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SPORTS WORLD NEWS REPORT

“Well, Dave, we got breaking news that hockey player, Max Logan, assaulted his own teammate, Joseph Flanynk. We have all seen footage of the fight that spilled out of the Minnesota Marmot’s own dressing room.

They reported that Flanynk has undergone facial surgery and he will not play for the rest of the season. ”

“Jim, did you see this fight? It has gone viral across the sport’s world and would make Conner McGregor flinch. Never, on or off the ice, have I ever seen a fight that extreme or violent.”

“Max Logan has a lot to answer for. Supposedly, the Minnesota coach will bench him for the rest of the season.”

“Jim, if he does, that will cost Minnesota their chance at winning the Stanley Cup.”

“Dave, I think Logan took it too far this time. I’m not sure if he can ever come back from this. I would bet that Minnesota is actively working to get rid of Max Logan.”

“Jim, I agree. But if that happens, the chances of Logan being accepted on a trade is almost minuscule, despite his skills on the ice. A GM can’t risk this kind of off-ice antics because it can derail a team. Tonight may have been Max’s last professional hockey game.”