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Poppy frowned at Rosaline. “What are we—”

“That’s not mine.” Ansel’s voice carried, loud enough that every head in the store swiveled in his direction.

The cashier, a guy with big arms and an even broader chest, held up a supplement bottle bearing a bright blue label, the wordsLoad Boostwritten in bold, unmissable neon yellow. “It was in your basket?”

“Yeah, well, I didn’t put it there.” Ansel snatched the bottle from the cashier’s hand. “Do I look like I need help with my”—he flipped it around—“semen volume?”

The cashier stared. “I honestly don’t know how to answer that.”

“Well, I don’t,” Ansel snapped, glaring at several shoppers who had their phones out, recording his mini meltdown. “There’s nothing wrong with my spunk, okay?”

Rosaline’s shoulders shook with suppressed laughter.

“Wait.” Poppy gaped at her. “Did you—”

“Karma’s a bitch,” Rosaline repeated, waving at Ansel as he scowled at them from the front of the line. “I just happen to be a bigger one.”

No “hard” feelings! Ansel Daily has a meltdown in Erewhon over male enhancement supplement

by Deuxmoi Editor

published on October 18

The Domestic Noir Plot drummer was spotted at Erewhon yesterday afternoon where, according to a regular at the Beverly Hills location, he hit up the hot bar for Grass-Fed Korean Short Ribs and Garlic Miracle Noodles before heading over to the smoothie bar for a Chagacinno. Also in his cart? Raw ranch kale chips, venison jerky, and... Load Boost?

According to multiple onlookers, Daily insisted the supplement that claims to increase ejaculation volume was added to his cart by mistake.

Chapter Eleven

Sunday, October 21

World Music Awards@WMAs • 5h

The world’s largest fan-voted awards show is tonight! Tune in on @CBS or @paramountplus to see your favorite stars perform including the long-awaited return to the stage of @lyricadair! #WMAs

Lyric Adair@lyricadair • 4h

The secret’s out! I can’t wait to hit the stage at tonight’s #WMAs! The support you all have shown for my first single off the new album has been truly mind-blowing. Your enthusiasm and excitement for Santa Ana has been amazing and the support you’ve shown me this last year has touched me in ways I can’t put into words. Maybe I’ll just express my gratitude by playing you all a new song tonight instead

in my santa ana era@omgahdaaaaavid • 4h

replying to @lyricadair

a new song?! screaming crying throwing up??

Victoria@pdxprincess • 3h

replying to @lyricadair

but is @cashcurran going to be there?!?!?!

liliana@evanbuckleystan98 • 1h

replying to @pdxprincess

oh my god imagine the red carpet photos ??

Victoria@pdxprincess • 1h