You are now friends with Greer Finlay

“Hey, tell him to add me too,” Riv said. “He’s interestin’.”

“Sure,” I said, as we walked into work. “He did mention possibly starting a new account, though. He’s not sure he wants kink friends where he interacts with his nieces and nephews.”

“Makes sense. Unlike your handle. The people who can’t drive in this area are from Maryland. Your name would cause a bigger reaction there.”

They drove like idiots, sure. But I was convinced, nonetheless. “Leave the profiling of drivers to me, Napoleon.”