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July 29th

Lucas: thanks for the mirror horse. you suck at puns though lol :p was gonna knock on your door earlier but didn’t want to wake you from your coma

Armand: wish you had

Armand: You feeling better I hope?

Lucas: if by better you mean still wanting to die then yes

Lucas: I’m sorry I ghosted you for a while btw

Armand: Yes, that is unforgivable. Who would do that

Lucas: A monster, clearly. ;p

Armand: Sorry I monstrously didn’t respond for a while. Had to go to bed.

Lucas: You WENT TO BED at 9am?!!!

Armand: Early night.

Lucas: party animal huh?

Armand: If by animal you mean I curl up in my den and hibernate then yes.

July 30th

Armand: Still want to die?

Armand: I mean do you feel butter

Armand: *better

Lucas: yes I feel butter. In fact I can’t believe I’m not butter

Armand: Glad to hear it. Sorry about your fish.

Lucas: that one’s on me. they deserved better

Armand: Seems like you do too.

Lucas: maybe

Lucas: thanks for cleaning up after me. you shouldn’t have had to see that

Armand: Right, how embarrassing to leave a mess for your flatmate to tidy

Lucas: :)