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HotMess69
SAVE ME. PLEASE.
What the hell is with Henry and these GODAWFUL PICKUP LINES
Yaeger and I are as good as married
We don’t need pickup lines!!!!!
NoMoreFangs77
Same.
WolfCubDad
Apparently it’s for spicing up our sex life
NoMoreFangs77
Ours really doesn’t need more spicing. Especially not with those lines! Oh gods
I am scarred for life
JoeyNotAKangaroo
Sorry I wasn’t in time to stop Hong from distributing those books to your butlers (sad emoji)
WolfCubDad
It’s not your fault, Joey
HotMess69
No, those butlers are a whole other kind of trouble.
They are ... a force of nature
There’s no way for you to stop them
JoeyNotAKangaroo
Okay...
JoeyNotAKangaroo
Hong is trying to make Blade read his book. Blade is going to kill him any second now
I don’t think I can watch
Oh. I’ve never asked before, but Samsen, are you still filing down your fangs?
NoMoreFangs77
I’m letting them grow out now. Valor likes them sharp (blushing emoji)
HotMess69
Don’t let Hans hear that, or you’re going to get a whole new wave of “suggestions”
NoMoreFangs77
Too late
He just burst into the dining room. Guess what he said
WolfCubDad
I don’t want to hear it
HotMess69
Surely it can’t be as bad as what Henry’s been saying to us
NoMoreFangs77
If we have to suffer it, so do you!!!
NoMoreFangs77
“Your love is like a sack of bouncy balls marinating in juices. When you bounce it hard enough, the juices will shoot out like a fountain and connect your hearts as one.”
WolfCubDad
(hands covering eyes emoji)
That might be the worst one yet
JoeyNotAKangaroo
Hong put some lines under our pillows (frowning emoji) He said it’s supposed to make bedtime.... fun...
Blade couldn’t burn them. He had to flush them down the toilet
HotMess69
Good call
QuinCukesXXX joined the conversation.
ScaredyWren joined the conversation.
QuinCukesXXX
Hey, hi. Sorry for interrupting. Joey said we could join in
ScaredyWren
Um, hi?
HotMess69
Hey!!! Welcome to our chat (smiling emoji) I’m Elson
WolfCubDad
Also known as Screaming Sex All Day Every Day Elson
HotMess69
Well, when you’re mated to a dragon who has a one track mind with breeding...
WolfCubDad
Hi, I’m Liem! Welcome!
I’m mated to Onyx, he’s a demon (smiling emoji) And I’m a wolf
HotMess69
Supposedly Onyx has two knots
WolfCubDad
Jealous? (smiling emoji)
HotMess69
Nah. A shifted dragon with a knot is honestly more than enough
JoeyNotAKangaroo
Oh, gods, fully shifted with a knot???? That... sounds like a lot
HotMess69
Your butt can take it
Ask me how I know
JoeyNotAKangaroo
(hiding eyes emoji)
NoMoreFangs77
Hi Quinlan and Wren! Joey told us about you, I hope we can meet while you’re still around in Cartfalls
I’m Samsen. I’m a vampire, Valor is a wolf (smiling emoji)
ScaredyWren
Thank you. I’m kind of hoping we can stick around maybe...?
QuinCukesXXX
Because you developed a crush on Fang? Within 10 min of meeting him?
NoMoreFangs77
Omg. Um, I’m not sure if you guys know...
Fang likes... watching people fuck
So Wren... you might wanna get used to the idea of being watched...
ScaredyWren
(several blushing emojis) I don’t think he’ll see me that way, he’s so strong...
QuinCukesXXX
He seems the sort who’d like having a small partner
Easier to pin down and fuck
ScaredyWren
OMG I’m gonna faint
WolfCubDad
This is a trend though. Onyx and his friends are all... basically giants next to us. I think they have a small partner kink
HotMess69
I gotta say, it IS fascinating to watch a huge cock squeeze into an impossibly small hole. Yaeger showed me in front of a mirror. It’s kind of mind blowing.
Anyway GTG Yaeger looked at our chat and now he wants to do the mirror thing again
WolfCubDad
I hope like hell you don’t inspire Henry to come up with his own pickup lines that he later submits to that book’s author
NoMoreFangs77
SHHHHH
They’re going to form a cult
A cult of cringey pickup line... writers? Is that the right word for it?
WolfCubDad
Shush. No more talk about pickup lines. We don’t want a butler to accidentally see this chat
JoeyNotAKangaroo
CHANGE OF SUBJECT
Um
I might be pregnant
QuinCukesXXX
It’s not “might”. You ARE pregnant
I saw Blade breathing in your smoke when you burped, it’s kind of tooth rottingly sweet
ScaredyWren
Congrats, Joey (smiling emoji)
NoMoreFangs77
Awww, congrats!
WolfCubDad
Congrats, and come to us if you need any help!
JoeyNotAKangaroo
I will, thank you (smiling emoji) For now, we’re just spending all the time we can with Katie
We’re still looking for her parents so we don’t know if we can keep her
WolfCubDad
Whatever happens, I hope it ends well