HotMess69

SAVE ME. PLEASE.

What the hell is with Henry and these GODAWFUL PICKUP LINES

Yaeger and I are as good as married

We don’t need pickup lines!!!!!

NoMoreFangs77

Same.

WolfCubDad

Apparently it’s for spicing up our sex life

NoMoreFangs77

Ours really doesn’t need more spicing. Especially not with those lines! Oh gods

I am scarred for life

JoeyNotAKangaroo

Sorry I wasn’t in time to stop Hong from distributing those books to your butlers (sad emoji)

WolfCubDad

It’s not your fault, Joey

HotMess69

No, those butlers are a whole other kind of trouble.

They are ... a force of nature

There’s no way for you to stop them

JoeyNotAKangaroo

Okay...

JoeyNotAKangaroo

Hong is trying to make Blade read his book. Blade is going to kill him any second now

I don’t think I can watch

Oh. I’ve never asked before, but Samsen, are you still filing down your fangs?

NoMoreFangs77

I’m letting them grow out now. Valor likes them sharp (blushing emoji)

HotMess69

Don’t let Hans hear that, or you’re going to get a whole new wave of “suggestions”

NoMoreFangs77

Too late

He just burst into the dining room. Guess what he said

WolfCubDad

I don’t want to hear it

HotMess69

Surely it can’t be as bad as what Henry’s been saying to us

NoMoreFangs77

If we have to suffer it, so do you!!!

NoMoreFangs77

“Your love is like a sack of bouncy balls marinating in juices. When you bounce it hard enough, the juices will shoot out like a fountain and connect your hearts as one.”

WolfCubDad

(hands covering eyes emoji)

That might be the worst one yet

JoeyNotAKangaroo

Hong put some lines under our pillows (frowning emoji) He said it’s supposed to make bedtime.... fun...

Blade couldn’t burn them. He had to flush them down the toilet

HotMess69

Good call

QuinCukesXXX joined the conversation.

ScaredyWren joined the conversation.

QuinCukesXXX

Hey, hi. Sorry for interrupting. Joey said we could join in

ScaredyWren

Um, hi?

HotMess69

Hey!!! Welcome to our chat (smiling emoji) I’m Elson

WolfCubDad

Also known as Screaming Sex All Day Every Day Elson

HotMess69

Well, when you’re mated to a dragon who has a one track mind with breeding...

WolfCubDad

Hi, I’m Liem! Welcome!

I’m mated to Onyx, he’s a demon (smiling emoji) And I’m a wolf

HotMess69

Supposedly Onyx has two knots

WolfCubDad

Jealous? (smiling emoji)

HotMess69

Nah. A shifted dragon with a knot is honestly more than enough

JoeyNotAKangaroo

Oh, gods, fully shifted with a knot???? That... sounds like a lot

HotMess69

Your butt can take it

Ask me how I know

JoeyNotAKangaroo

(hiding eyes emoji)

NoMoreFangs77

Hi Quinlan and Wren! Joey told us about you, I hope we can meet while you’re still around in Cartfalls

I’m Samsen. I’m a vampire, Valor is a wolf (smiling emoji)

ScaredyWren

Thank you. I’m kind of hoping we can stick around maybe...?

QuinCukesXXX

Because you developed a crush on Fang? Within 10 min of meeting him?

NoMoreFangs77

Omg. Um, I’m not sure if you guys know...

Fang likes... watching people fuck

So Wren... you might wanna get used to the idea of being watched...

ScaredyWren

(several blushing emojis) I don’t think he’ll see me that way, he’s so strong...

QuinCukesXXX

He seems the sort who’d like having a small partner

Easier to pin down and fuck

ScaredyWren

OMG I’m gonna faint

WolfCubDad

This is a trend though. Onyx and his friends are all... basically giants next to us. I think they have a small partner kink

HotMess69

I gotta say, it IS fascinating to watch a huge cock squeeze into an impossibly small hole. Yaeger showed me in front of a mirror. It’s kind of mind blowing.

Anyway GTG Yaeger looked at our chat and now he wants to do the mirror thing again

WolfCubDad

I hope like hell you don’t inspire Henry to come up with his own pickup lines that he later submits to that book’s author

NoMoreFangs77

SHHHHH

They’re going to form a cult

A cult of cringey pickup line... writers? Is that the right word for it?

WolfCubDad

Shush. No more talk about pickup lines. We don’t want a butler to accidentally see this chat

JoeyNotAKangaroo

CHANGE OF SUBJECT

Um

I might be pregnant

QuinCukesXXX

It’s not “might”. You ARE pregnant

I saw Blade breathing in your smoke when you burped, it’s kind of tooth rottingly sweet

ScaredyWren

Congrats, Joey (smiling emoji)

NoMoreFangs77

Awww, congrats!

WolfCubDad

Congrats, and come to us if you need any help!

JoeyNotAKangaroo

I will, thank you (smiling emoji) For now, we’re just spending all the time we can with Katie

We’re still looking for her parents so we don’t know if we can keep her

WolfCubDad

Whatever happens, I hope it ends well