Page 5 of How Lulu Lost Her Mind

“It’s a pretty day.” She smiles as she looks up through the sunroof at the angry sky. The Alzheimer’s brain is such a mystery. Some days are better than others. Some days are good, others not so good. Sometimes her eyes are pleasant but blank, other times they’re filled with a thunderstorm. Both are on opposite sides of her mental deterioration. Most of the time, she is somewhere in the middle. Thank God.

She gives me a little smile and turns her face to the passenger window. I don’t know what she’s smiling about, and I don’t think she knows either. Warm air blows across the front of her red coat and flutters her long brown hair. She’s always loved her natural curls and brags that she doesn’t have one gray strand. That’s still true, but she can’t take care of it like she used to, so it hangs down her back or she pulls it into a side scrunchie, like today. Last year she actually told me I was in a hair rut.

In my twenties, I used to wear my hair in a single braid because it kept the whole mess from my face. Now the braid is part of my branding.

My gaze drops to her lap, then returns to the road. She’s stopped wringing her hands, and I think she’s finally settled in and is calm enough for me to attempt another call.

“Where are we going?”

Guess not. “My condo.”

“I’m having dinner with Earl.”

I make the mistake of telling her she’s not going back, and her smile drops. “I have to have dinner with Earl or that Stella will get him to have dinner with her. She’s had work done.”

I’m not averse to getting a little “work done” here and there. When I was a kid, I had a nasty widow’s peak like a vampire. When I got my first big check, I had it lasered off my forehead. It took almost a year of regular zapping until I didn’t look like the offspring of Count Dracula.

“I have to go back home.”

“Okay,” I lie to calm her down. It’s not like she’s going to remember anyway.

Her smile comes back, and she looks up through the sunroof again. “Okay.”

Margie and the rest of the team are probably at the Marriott by now, attending to last-minute details and waiting for my arrival. I hit the connect button again, and the sound of a ringing phone comes through the audio speakers. Mom cranes her neck to look in the back seat but is blessedly quiet.

“Hello, you’ve reached Margie Kratz at the Kratz Tolson Agency. I am—”

“Who’s that lady?”

Mom looks at me, and I put a finger to my lips. So much for quiet.

“—at this time. If—”

“Where’s she at?”

“—phone number and a brief message—”

“Why is she talking to me?”

—beep. “Hi, Margie. It’s Lou Ann, I—”

“Who’s that you’re talking to?”

“Mom, shhh for a minute. I’m still in Seattle. Mother is staying with me at the condo. Something—”

“I don’t want to stay with you.”

The pinch in the corner of my eye is back, threatening my elevens once more. “This has been the day from hell, and I’ll—”

“Take me back!” Mom is wringing her hands and her head is on a swivel. So much for the double dose of Xanax keeping her calm. Maybe next time she’ll need to be hit with a tranquilizer dart.

“I’ll explain what’s goin—?

?

“Take me back! Someone help me.”

I rub her shoulder to reassure her. “We can talk about—”