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THE CORN HUSKER

[PRIVATE GROUP]

A hub for the Cobbiton community to connect, discuss concerns, and share upcoming events. Please read the “About” section for advisement about direct sales marketing and work from home opportunities. Remember, corny compliments are allowed but friendly feuds will be deleted. The rules are here to foster engagement and fun while maintaining positivity. Enjoy connecting with your neighbors!

[Post: Wednesday 2:21 pm]

Bruce Lowe:

Whispers abound in Hockey Town, suggesting that Jack the Flash might make a big move. And we’re not talking on a lady, though, forensic evidence on social media indicates he certainly has a reputation with celebrities and puck bunnies.

Having played center for the Carolina Storm for almost a decade, fans expect him to hit the hall of fame with the team ring, however, insiders say he faces walking through one of two doors.

The first one leads to permanent vacation, aka retirement, which we did not see coming, though his performance lately suggests he’s been tapping the ice cream bowl and napping on the job.

The second door takes him HERE to Cobbiton, home of the Nebraska Knights. We’re a league leader and not a team eager puck bunnies would find flings. Given Jack’s spotty relationship history and Coach Badaszek’s insistence that his players remain committed, this has #fail written all over it.

Will he slide off into the sunset or will we welcome a new resident?

[Comments]

MarshaSimmons : I always bring a welcome casserole to newcomers. If anyone wants to coordinate so we don’t overlap, message me.

BarrySmeltz : Does anyone actually care about hockey? I

wrote a book called Attack of the Voalcan Army and it’s available now!

JessieDunnO'Conner : I’m not sure that kind of self-promotion post is allowed BarrySmeltz!

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