Page 74 of Harper's Holiday Romance

use her tongue to delve deep into my vulva.

Billie

We get it. Do you boo.

Sarah

Her? Interesting—

Billie

I didn’t mean a woman.

Personally, I would like a man to delve deep

into mine.

Sarah

You can’t take it back now.

I’m just glad you’re finally admitting your truth.

Billie

I could still licka vagina better than you.

Sarah

I have no doubt.

They say “straight” girls are the best.

Me

It’s true.

All those years teaching men.

Sarah

Urgh. I don’t miss orgasmless sex.

Me

You’ve never even had sex with a man...

Sarah

I know. I just hate being left out.

I like to sympathise with you.

Billie

Harp, when are you coming back into this realm?

We miss you.