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From: Pam (Hot Tatties)

To: Fionn Arken-Clutch of Eynhallow

Subject: RE: Inquiry into Matches with Peritan Females

Dear Mr Arken-Clutch,

Well. That was not the sort of email I was expecting when I sat down with my morning tea. You’ll forgive me if I had to read it twice. It’s not every day that someone from an unfamiliar planet introduces himself quite so politely, and with coordinates attached no less.

I did a little digging after your message.

The name Jonet Forsyth does appear in a few scattered records, sometimes spelled Janet or Jane, mostly in connection with a witch trial on the island of Westray in Orkney.

According to the records, Jonet was burned at the stake, but I would like to believe that she found a new life with a finman.

Interesting that your Archives mention her in particular.

That certainly adds some weight to your claim.

I have also looked up your planet in the databanks of the Intergalactic University to learn more about your species.

Now, as for Hot Tatties. You’re correct: we do have a narrow exemption from the Intergalactic Authority’s regulations regarding Peritus.

It allows us to arrange introductions between willing Peritan women and alien partners who have been properly vetted.

Every match must be consensual. There is no “taking” involved — only choosing.

Until now, we have exclusively worked with Albyans and Vikingar, but there is no rule that we should exclude other interested species.

The process begins with DNA testing. You and your clutch-brothers will need to provide samples for compatibility screening.

Only if the system shows a positive match will introductions go ahead.

It may sound clinical, but it saves a lot of heartbreak further down the line — and it’s what gives our women the confidence to take this leap.

So, if you’re serious, here’s what I need from you:

- Full identity records

- Proof of standing in your society

- DNA samples from you and your clutch-brothers for compatibility testing

- A statement confirming you understand the women make the final choice

Once that’s in place, I can begin the process of finding candidates. I won’t sugar-coat it — our ladies can be particular. But if you’re honest and respectful, you’ll stand a fair chance.

Sincerely,

Pam

Director, Hot Tatties