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Chapter

Seven

André

Grace, this is André .

If you’re pissed Jenna gave me your number, I stole it off her phone. If you’re not pissed, she gave it to me under only mild duress.

Had a quick question for you

Grace

If your question involves “fun” or “pleasure,” don’t ask

The opposite, actually. Intense boredom. Numbers. Lots of numbers. It’s why I thought of you

I can’t help with STD panels

Damn it. Okay, well, in that case, maybe you could at least help me out with a consultation

Please don’t send me a dick pic

Another time. My current lighting is terrible

I have a meeting with Heads Up Alberta on Wednesday, and no, that’s not a euphemism. Wondered if you’d come with. Nothing official or on the books

This is for the charity game?

Correct. I’m fine with you turning it down. Country is crushed, but he’s a little soft now that he’s a dad

I’m going to assume you’re finally doing something fun, and that’s why you haven’t responded (stranger things have happened). Not that my last message offended you

Now I’m thinking I offended you.

Can’t do the meeting. Sorry