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A TEXT CONVERSATION

Nat-urallyBig

Someone put me out of my misery!

KillianKillsDreams

What happened, Nat???

IvoFivo

Did you eat your foot again?

Nat-urallyBig

Foot in mouth syndrome is going to get me fired

NotAWalrus

What did you do??? Don’t keep us in suspense

Nat-urallyBig

I called Duke a gift goat

NotAWalrus

A WHAT

Nat-urallyBig

GIFT GOAT

KillianKillsDreams

Isn’t he like your CEO?

Nat-urallyBig

Yes...

NotAWalrus

Holy...

Nat-urallyBig

Right? Walren, he’s gonna fire me

(sobbing emoji)

HocusPocus

Did he say he’s going to fire you? Duke wouldn’t do that.

But if he does, I’ll speak to him.

Nat-urallyBig

No no Uriel, it’s ok. He hasn’t fired me yet. I just think he’s going to

I called him A GOAT

Fuck my life

And now there’s weird stuff all around my desk

NotAWalrus

Weird stuff like what?