Page 3 of Defined and Defiled (Ghostlight Falls)
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I get to my car with my bag full of stolen goods and a raincheck for Mike's date.
My drive home ritual is sacred.
In fact, it is the second-best part of my day.
It allows me to see the school in my rearview and think about all I need to do for the next day.
My AC stopped working last fall, so it's windows down until the foreseeable future.
Maybe even forever, since the windows no longer roll up either.
Once the cardigan is off and the audiobook is on, I'm no longer Ms.
Sumner, fifth-grade teacher and spelling bee enthusiast.
I'm Shirley, your typical Type-B disaster.
It seems impossible for me to function if the audiobook isn't at two-times speed.
Once you go double, there's no going back.
Everything else sounds like they're talking underwater now.
I have been waiting all day to get back here, to where the elf is about to ravish the spunky human for the first time.
It may not be the wisest decision to listen to smut with the windows down, but wise decisions stop at the last bell.
His hands grasped her thick thighs, roaming slowly up her leg until he reached his prize.
He knew this moment would be it.
There would be no going back once he had a taste of her sweet pussy.
He would never be able to think of anything after he's heard how she whimpered for his thick, hard-
A long, drawn out ‘Damm’ interrupts the Prince of Darkness's monologue.
I've listened to this audiobook at least three times and I know it's not a full cast.
I also cannot imagine our sweet protagonist being portrayed with such a deep voice.
I turn down the volume and look out the window.
There are no cars anywhere close enough to me.
The town actually seems pretty quiet, the only person visible is an old man sitting on his porch.
I wave at him and turn the book back up a few notches.
Surely, you don't live that long without hearing the word 'cock' a few times.
He had been right.
He would do anything to keep her wrapped around him like this.
His teeth digging into her neck, her blood pumping into his mouth as he pumped into her.
Slow and sure.
It was the only way to make sure she would shut up and take him like the good, little witch she was.
“Damn!”
There it goes again. Someone has definitely commented over my book. It takes a moment to find my phone. My passenger seat is full of a finely crafted sculpture of loose papers, my laptop bag, and an uncomfortable amount of old fast food wrappers. Navigating the pile to find my phone where it's inevitably fallen while driving without knocking it all the floor is a skill I've yet to master. I prop my knee onto the steering wheel so I could reach further down, sending the precarious tower to the floorboard.
“You should probably keep your eyes on the road.”
A voice mutters near my ear, but the only thing not currently on my floor is the dictionary.
“What?”
I look down and holy sheets, there's a floating face inside the dictionary.
I'm not sure which of us was the first to scream. My knee slips off the wheel and I rush to grab it, but my eyes stay on the book.
“Watch out!”
he screams.
There had been reporting of Sheet-y Stationery moving around but it had never been a problem for me. A building suddenly being in the middle of the road is now a very, huge problem.
“Fu-”