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She doesn’t even have a cat!

CameoSawConquered:

??

MostArdently:

SHE DOESN’T EVEN HAVE A CAT.

None of it was true. She lied to me.

DJetSet:

Who are we talking about?

MostArdently:

Carmen. Well, her real name’s Priya.

And she’s so fucking pretty, and clever, and wicked heart eye emojis She tried to kill me, but I don’t really care about that.

But she LIED about having a cat, and I CANNOT forgive that.

DJetSet:

Back the fuck up. Someone tried to kill you? When?

CameoSawConquered:

ill put a plan together

Most Ardently:

You absolutely will fucking not. That’s my future wife. I won’t sit idly by while you plan her grizzly death.

DJetSet:

Jesus

Can you even hear yourself? Some chick tried to kill you, and you’re planning to marry her?

Most Ardently:

No. I planned to marry her, and THEN she tried to kill me. Totally different vibe.

Although, scary women are super-hot… so maybe I would have still planned our wedding if she tried to end me first.

Point being, I’m going to marry that woman so hands off, Cameo.

CameoSawConquered:

sure

MostArdently:

I mean it.

CameoSawConquered: