Page 51 of Bookgasms

DANI

It’s not morning, but good evening, Andrés.

ANDRÉS

It’s my morning.

How’s your day?

DANI

I went by the apartment and brought the list over to the station.

They stole my panties.

ANDRÉS

When I find out who did this, I’m going to kill them.

DANI

No, you’re not. But I appreciate the gesture.

ANDRÉS

Do you want to come over?

DANI

I would, but I’m actually at Jason and Victor’s. They invited me over for dinner.

ANDRÉS

I’m jealous.

Have fun, mi reina.

Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do.

DANI

So I should say fuck dinner and jump in their bed?

ANDRÉS

Sounds like a brilliant idea to me.

Pics or it didn’t happen.

DANI

I’ll text you later.

ANDRÉS

Please do.

And I wasn’t joking about the pictures.