Page 103 of Bad Bishop

Tiernan: Do you still have those sleeping pills? I need to crush them into Lila’s drink.

Tierney: Aw, are we getting rid of her? I kinda got attached. ?

Tiernan: I’m not offing her, you eejit. She needs to sleep.

Tierney: SHE’S PREGNANT, Tiernan. You can’t just give her shit.

Tiernan: She’ll drop dead at this rate.

Tierney: Is this concern I read between the lines, brother?

Tiernan: She is my Camorra warranty.

Tierney: Admit that you like her, and I’ll give you a solution to her sleeping problem.

Tiernan: I don’t negotiate with terrorists.

Tierney: To negotiate I’d have to budge from my demands. I’ll do no such thing.

I heard the toilet flush on the other side of the door. I didn’t have time.

Tiernan: Fine. I don’t want her dead. Happy?

Tierney: Elated.

The faucet was running. Tierney was typing.

Tierney: Whenever sleep escapes me, I find a willing victim and orgasm. HARD. A good orgasm always knocks me out.

Tiernan: THIS is your advice?

Tierney: Yup. It’s a good one, brosky.

Tiernan: Hate you, sis.

Tierney:

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When we got home, I filled Lila a warm bath and threw a pink bath bomb into it. The entire bleeding bathroom reeked of essential oils and strawberries. I made a note to torch down the apartment to get rid of the smell.

Not that it needed to be set on fire. The temperature was already at a record fucking high.

Lila must’ve been a lizard in a previous life, because she liked the thermostat on seventy-six.

I preferred it at forty-nine. We settled for seventy-six. Whoever said marriage was all about compromise had never wedded an Italian princess.

“Don’t fall asleep in the bath,” I barked out the order.

She nodded sleepily, shutting the door in my face.

While Lila took a bath, I took my sister’s demented advice. It was shit terrible, but I had zero alternatives. Apparently, giving Lila pills could fuck up the baby. And while that sounded like a win-win situation to me, she seemed fond of the devil’s spawn.

Ambling to the kitchen, I grabbed a whiskey bottle and poured three fingers into a tumbler, tossing it back and wiping my mouth. I fished out my phone and texted Rhyland Coltridge.

Coltridge was a newly minted tech billionaire. He was also a former escort who used to screw half of New York’s socialites for a living. I had it on good authority he knew what he was doing in the sack. I needed expert advice. Someone who wouldn’t run their mouth. For all his faults—and fuck knew I could write a dissertation about them—he was discreet.

I knew, because my sister had hired him to overcome her own hang-ups back in the day.