“Yes.”
Raph suddenly squinted at an area on Sammy’s neck.  “What is this?”
Sammy made his collar tighter.
Raph said, “You weren’t stuck in traffic, were you? You were with a woman! Come on! How could you not tell me you were with someone?”
“It’s not a good time right now,” Sammy remarked. “I’ll introduce you guys when the time is right.”
“Okay, then. I’ll also introduce you to Ayra.”
“Don’t.”
“Why?”
Sammy cleared his throat. “I should stay away.”
Raph laughed.  “She’s your new cousin-in-law. There’s no reason to be shy.”
“It wouldn’t be right for us to be together.”
“Why should it bother you if it doesn’t bother me?”
Sammy asked, “Wouldn’t it bother you if Tonia and I were alone in the same room?”
Raph looked like he had heard a joke.  “You know, you and Tonia are on the same page when it comes to these things.”
“What do you mean?”
Raph replied, “You both are so conservative, but you like to make these jokes.”
Sammy grinned.  “I can help you write the divorce agreement, but Tonia still has to agree to it. In other words, you have to make her give up on you.”
“Yeah, I know. She was just bragging to me about how she slept with another man last night. How is that even possible? You know how innocent and naive she is. She’d rather die than sleep with a stranger.”
Sammy smiled and touched the hickey on his neck without saying anything.
Raph joked, “Why are you touching me? Didn’t you have enough fun last night?”
“Yeah, I didn’t. She had to leave in the middle to take care of something.”
“Wow, what a wildcat! She bites hard, doesn’t she? I can see the marks.”
Sammy leaned back and added, “She’s usually pretty nice. Maybe it’s because the last guy she was with never made her o****m.”
After a while, Tonia’s legs started to give out on her when she was in the kitchen.  She didn’t know how long Sammy had been without a woman, but he had been mean to her the night before.  Her thighs were shaking until now.
She secretly cursed him and felt stupid.  She believed she had given herself to him on a silver platter.  She really did know why Raph and Sammy were related now.  Sammy was a false gentleman, but Raph was a real jerk.  Both of them were jerks!
She felt terrible since she was still covered in Sammy’s spit.  She didn’t care about the consequences and ran out of the kitchen and into the restroom.
The noise startled Sammy and Raph.  Sammy responded, “She must be mad.”
Raph remarked, “You know, she might be mad at you.”
Sammy made a face.  “Oh?
“It’s not like I’m home all the time, but you had to come and bother us.”
“So, should I leave?”
“No.  You’re already here, so it doesn’t matter.  “Raph said, “I’ll buy you lunch.”
Tonia took a long, relaxing bath. The warm water helped her relax. She was almost asleep when someone pounded on the door, waking her up. “Who is it?”
“Who else?”Raph questioned. “Sammy and I are going to lunch.”  Do you want to come with us? ”
“No.”
“Are you sure? ”
“Bring Ayra with you.” Tonia didn’t want to see any of them right now. She stayed in the tub and fell asleep until the water started to become cold. She woke up feeling a little better, but she was still tired.
She yawned and left the bathroom. Then she saw someone in front of her and got scared. She drew her towel securely around her and backed into the bathroom, slamming the door shut. “Why haven’t you guys left yet?”
“We were waiting for you,” Sammy remarked. “You didn’t eat anything this morning and you used a lot of energy last night.”  If you don’t eat, your blood sugar will be low.
Tonia frowned. “I’ll get takeaway.”
“It’s not nice.”
“I’ll make something to eat, then.”
Sammy laughed. “Do you have the strength to do that? ”
Tonia was angry. “You-”
“Sammy, I found it.” Raph walked out of the master bedroom. “Why did you want to see our marriage license?”
Sammy had been leaning against the bathroom door and talking to Tonia when he saw Raph walk out. He straightened up and his smile faded a little. “You wanted me to help you write a divorce agreement, right?”  I need to know when you all signed up.
“I could have just told you the date.”
“You still remember?”
“Yes.”  Today is Ton’s birthday.
Sammy took the marriage licence from him and looked it over. His lips curled a little, but the smile was a little colder this time. “You’ve been married for five years,” he said.
“Yes.  Does that have an effect on the divorce? “Raph enquired.
Raph and Tonia had put a picture of themselves on the marriage certificate. Sammy traced it with his finger.
Tonia, who was 24 years old, had her hair in a ponytail and a little bit of baby fat on her face. Her eyes were lively.
The only thing wrong was that her head was inclined towards Raph, which Sammy didn’t like.
He gave Raph back the marriage licence and stated, “If the marriage doesn’t last long enough, you can ask her to give you some of the wedding gifts back.”
Raph laughed. “You’ve been there for every step of our relationship.”  You should know better than anyone how long we’ve been married.  Did you need to see the marriage certificate to do that? ”
“I just wanted to be sure in case I was wrong,” Sammy added.