Page 35 of A Beginner's Guide to Death, Demons, and Other Afterlife Disasters

Az laughed. “Not dead. Nearly, but I left them alive. Quite satisfied as well. That was an entertaining afternoon. I’m sure I’ll be back in a few hours, and perhaps I’ll have an interesting story to share upon my return. And I wouldn’t count on things being too different,” he winked. It was as if his decision to embrace the summoning made it final, and he was gone.

“Ah,” Arioch sighed out, “you guys really are shit-stirrers. How fantastic! You’re going to make things entertaining down here.” With that, Arioch walked away from them toward the stage. Adam could only imagine what trouble he was about to start.

“That’s not very fair,” Adam pouted. “We didn’t make Az get summoned.”

Minos chuckled at Adam, gripping him tightly, and oops, had Minos just rubbed against Adam’s nipple while he did it? And were Minos’ hips slowly pushing his cock up into Adam’s ass?

“No, we did not, my little human, but I am not sorry to have to you myself again.”

Adam turned in Minos’ lap and straddled him, and they both groaned as their cocks rubbed at each other through their clothes. He took both his hands and placed them on Minos’ face, caressing his scruff, up his head, and along his horns. He stared into Minos’ eyes. Galaxies there, and all for him.

“I love you, my soul,” Minos said.

Adam pressed his lips firmly against Minos, a hard, quick kiss. “I love you. You are my eternity. Now take me home, Minos.”

Minos picked him up, and Adam snuggled into his demon’s chest. Adam thought about how it seemed so very long ago that he had been a human staring heartbrokenly at some silly text messages. Who knew dying would be the best thing to ever happen in his life?

He and Minos had so many fun things to do together. An eternity of possibilities. And Adam guessed with friends like Arioch and Az, and a Leadership Team to deal with, and judgments to be handed out, and endless kinky sex to be had, it would be the most perfect eternity he ever could have imagined.

Turns out his soul had found the perfect afterlife placement after all. Because that’s what Minos was to him. His heaven.