Page 2
Story: South of Nowhere
Take. Your. Time….
The fifty-year-old, moderately and not irrevocably rotund, was smoking and would remove the Marlboro long enough to sing along with an off-key but robust voice. He would also occasionally glance up at the low clouds as if that would give him some indication of when the downpour would let up.
What a storm! This part of the state—east central—had been in the grip of a drought for the better part of two years. Not good for the number one producer of fruits and vegetables in the country. Would this cure it? He didn’t think so. He’d heard that downpours made only a small dent in solving the problem, as the water tended to vanish into places where it wasn’t particularly helpful.
On the seat beside him was a McDonald’s bag containing three basic Egg McMuffins. He never went for the fancy things. Simple was better. Normally he had four but was trying to cut down, and was exercising his willpower, resolving not to start on the first until he hit the city limits of Fort Pleasant, the Olechu County seat, about fifteen miles ahead.
Though maybe he would celebrate getting off this damn mud slick ten stories above Hinowah and eat half a sandwich. As if having to wrestle the wheel in the muck counted as exercise.
Ah, the games we play…
Bell’s thoughts dipped to the job he was on his way to, plaster-boarding one of the multigazillion-dollar houses in a new development west of the city. How the hell people could afford them, well, that was beyond him. Maybe some of the new companies moving here from the Bay Area and Sacramento. Then his attention faltered and he was drawn to the rushing water. The Never Summer was showing some balls today. Normally it was a modest stream pacing along a rocky bottom, some feet below the road he was presently on. You could hike along the bed all the way to Fort Pleasant and never dampen a toe.
Tense from the driving, Bell stretched and momentarily laid his right arm across the passenger seatback.
Thinking of a few years ago, him and Nancy, then his bride of six months, parked in this same set of wheels, watching the sunset behind Gold Claim Hills. She’d nestled against him, and his arm, on the seat, dropped to her shoulders and he pulled her close. They’d kissed. She’d said, “You know one thing I never heard of?”
“What’s that?”
“Making a baby in a pickup truck.”
He hadn’t heard of that either. But they both decided it was a topic that deserved more consideration.
The recollection—and the smile it engendered—occurred at precisely 6:14.
—
The third vehicle on the levee road was a white Chevrolet Suburban, driven by George Garvey, who was glancing at the water cascading out of the bed of the pickup truck in front of him. It never occurred—as he’d never owned one—that pickups would need drainage. A day like this, they would fill up fast with what was probably a ton of water.
He mentioned this to his wife, Sonja, who looked up from her knitting.
“Hm.”
George was owner and operator of a small business that his great-great-grandfather had created and had remained in the family, nonstop, for more than a hundred years. He was the front man and manager; Sonja ran the business office. As between the two, she was the silent type.
George’s eyes strayed from the flooded pickup truck to the dark gray sky, the clouds speeding west to east.Scudding, he thought, was the word. They’d had the option of taking interstates and four lanes from Sonja’s mom and dad to the 5 and then south. But a family conference had resulted in the decision to take this, a more picturesque, route. He negotiated with Google Maps and after some minutes—during which the algorithm seemed to ask, “Are you sure?”—they got these directions.
His wife said, “That town we passed, ten miles or so. Hibbing. Wasn’t there another one? That somebody famous came from?”
“Somebody?” George asked as if it were an insult that she didn’t know instantly. “Bob Dylan.”
“Right.” Back to knitting and purling.
George called to the most musical of the Garveys, “Kim. Who’s Bob Dylan?”
“Who?” asked seventeen-year-old Kimberly. The blonde more cute than exotic, to Garvey’s immense relief, was examining a chipped nail. Neither she nor her friends could keep all ten tips in pristine polish for more than a few hours.
George—who had been a folk singer years ago—said, “The best songwriter who ever lived.”
“Not than Drake or Taylor.” Maybe a question, maybe a statement.
“Hands down better than them.”
“What does that mean?” Kim asked with teenage exasperation.
“Yes, better than them.”
No response.
The fifty-year-old, moderately and not irrevocably rotund, was smoking and would remove the Marlboro long enough to sing along with an off-key but robust voice. He would also occasionally glance up at the low clouds as if that would give him some indication of when the downpour would let up.
What a storm! This part of the state—east central—had been in the grip of a drought for the better part of two years. Not good for the number one producer of fruits and vegetables in the country. Would this cure it? He didn’t think so. He’d heard that downpours made only a small dent in solving the problem, as the water tended to vanish into places where it wasn’t particularly helpful.
On the seat beside him was a McDonald’s bag containing three basic Egg McMuffins. He never went for the fancy things. Simple was better. Normally he had four but was trying to cut down, and was exercising his willpower, resolving not to start on the first until he hit the city limits of Fort Pleasant, the Olechu County seat, about fifteen miles ahead.
Though maybe he would celebrate getting off this damn mud slick ten stories above Hinowah and eat half a sandwich. As if having to wrestle the wheel in the muck counted as exercise.
Ah, the games we play…
Bell’s thoughts dipped to the job he was on his way to, plaster-boarding one of the multigazillion-dollar houses in a new development west of the city. How the hell people could afford them, well, that was beyond him. Maybe some of the new companies moving here from the Bay Area and Sacramento. Then his attention faltered and he was drawn to the rushing water. The Never Summer was showing some balls today. Normally it was a modest stream pacing along a rocky bottom, some feet below the road he was presently on. You could hike along the bed all the way to Fort Pleasant and never dampen a toe.
Tense from the driving, Bell stretched and momentarily laid his right arm across the passenger seatback.
Thinking of a few years ago, him and Nancy, then his bride of six months, parked in this same set of wheels, watching the sunset behind Gold Claim Hills. She’d nestled against him, and his arm, on the seat, dropped to her shoulders and he pulled her close. They’d kissed. She’d said, “You know one thing I never heard of?”
“What’s that?”
“Making a baby in a pickup truck.”
He hadn’t heard of that either. But they both decided it was a topic that deserved more consideration.
The recollection—and the smile it engendered—occurred at precisely 6:14.
—
The third vehicle on the levee road was a white Chevrolet Suburban, driven by George Garvey, who was glancing at the water cascading out of the bed of the pickup truck in front of him. It never occurred—as he’d never owned one—that pickups would need drainage. A day like this, they would fill up fast with what was probably a ton of water.
He mentioned this to his wife, Sonja, who looked up from her knitting.
“Hm.”
George was owner and operator of a small business that his great-great-grandfather had created and had remained in the family, nonstop, for more than a hundred years. He was the front man and manager; Sonja ran the business office. As between the two, she was the silent type.
George’s eyes strayed from the flooded pickup truck to the dark gray sky, the clouds speeding west to east.Scudding, he thought, was the word. They’d had the option of taking interstates and four lanes from Sonja’s mom and dad to the 5 and then south. But a family conference had resulted in the decision to take this, a more picturesque, route. He negotiated with Google Maps and after some minutes—during which the algorithm seemed to ask, “Are you sure?”—they got these directions.
His wife said, “That town we passed, ten miles or so. Hibbing. Wasn’t there another one? That somebody famous came from?”
“Somebody?” George asked as if it were an insult that she didn’t know instantly. “Bob Dylan.”
“Right.” Back to knitting and purling.
George called to the most musical of the Garveys, “Kim. Who’s Bob Dylan?”
“Who?” asked seventeen-year-old Kimberly. The blonde more cute than exotic, to Garvey’s immense relief, was examining a chipped nail. Neither she nor her friends could keep all ten tips in pristine polish for more than a few hours.
George—who had been a folk singer years ago—said, “The best songwriter who ever lived.”
“Not than Drake or Taylor.” Maybe a question, maybe a statement.
“Hands down better than them.”
“What does that mean?” Kim asked with teenage exasperation.
“Yes, better than them.”
No response.
Table of Contents
- Page 1
- Page 2
- Page 3
- Page 4
- Page 5
- Page 6
- Page 7
- Page 8
- Page 9
- Page 10
- Page 11
- Page 12
- Page 13
- Page 14
- Page 15
- Page 16
- Page 17
- Page 18
- Page 19
- Page 20
- Page 21
- Page 22
- Page 23
- Page 24
- Page 25
- Page 26
- Page 27
- Page 28
- Page 29
- Page 30
- Page 31
- Page 32
- Page 33
- Page 34
- Page 35
- Page 36
- Page 37
- Page 38
- Page 39
- Page 40
- Page 41
- Page 42
- Page 43
- Page 44
- Page 45
- Page 46
- Page 47
- Page 48
- Page 49
- Page 50
- Page 51
- Page 52
- Page 53
- Page 54
- Page 55
- Page 56
- Page 57
- Page 58
- Page 59
- Page 60
- Page 61
- Page 62
- Page 63
- Page 64
- Page 65
- Page 66
- Page 67
- Page 68
- Page 69
- Page 70
- Page 71
- Page 72
- Page 73
- Page 74
- Page 75
- Page 76
- Page 77
- Page 78
- Page 79
- Page 80
- Page 81
- Page 82
- Page 83
- Page 84
- Page 85
- Page 86
- Page 87
- Page 88
- Page 89
- Page 90
- Page 91
- Page 92
- Page 93
- Page 94
- Page 95
- Page 96
- Page 97
- Page 98
- Page 99
- Page 100
- Page 101
- Page 102
- Page 103
- Page 104
- Page 105
- Page 106
- Page 107
- Page 108
- Page 109
- Page 110
- Page 111
- Page 112
- Page 113
- Page 114
- Page 115
- Page 116
- Page 117
- Page 118
- Page 119
- Page 120
- Page 121
- Page 122
- Page 123
- Page 124
- Page 125
- Page 126
- Page 127
- Page 128
- Page 129
- Page 130
- Page 131
- Page 132
- Page 133
- Page 134
- Page 135
- Page 136
- Page 137
- Page 138
- Page 139
- Page 140
- Page 141
- Page 142
- Page 143
- Page 144
- Page 145
- Page 146
- Page 147
- Page 148
- Page 149
- Page 150
- Page 151
- Page 152
- Page 153
- Page 154
- Page 155
- Page 156
- Page 157
- Page 158
- Page 159
- Page 160
- Page 161
- Page 162
- Page 163
- Page 164