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And when I saywatching, I mean Liv is deeply invested in rich assholes fighting on a yacht, and I am trying to figure out why the fuck this is entertaining.

I turn my head, watching her as she glares at the TV, muttering something about how guests are having a threesome and Captain Lee should throw a guest overboard.

Then, I remember a little conversation we had before the wedding. Something Liv said she wanted. And since I’m her husband now, I think it’s only fair I give her exactly what she asked for.

I smirk. “So,Sirena. You still into that thing you wanted?”

She blinks at me, distracted. “What thing?”

Oh, she thinks she’s slick. I stretch my arms over the back of the couch, cracking my knuckles like I’m preparing for some real fucking work. “The threesome,” I say so fucking casually.

Her head snaps toward me so fast I’m sure she justgave herself whiplash. “What?!”

I nod, playing it cool. “Yeah. You wanted a threesome. And since I’m such a generous fucking husband, I think it’s time I make that happen.”

She blinks at me. “Ugh. Where’s the other guy, Alessio?”

I reach over, patting her thigh like I’m about to break some real deep wisdom on her. “I’m the only dick allowed in this pussy,” I say, giving her cunt a little pat, over her clothes. “And I happen to be very fucking good at multitasking.”

Her eyes widen. “No.”

I smirk, standing up, rolling my shoulders like a fighter about to enter the ring. “Oh, yes.”

She bolts upright, waving her hands like that’s going to stop me. “Alessio, that is not what I meant when I said threesome!”

I ignore her and start to crack my neck. Stretch my fingers and shake out my legs. “Gotta get loose before the big event.”

She groans into her hands. “Alessio, you can’t have a threesome by yourself.”

“Sirena, watch me.”

And with that, I go upstairs to the den of sin and start to grab supplies—vibrators, clamps, and plugs. Oh, and Ican’t forget that monster of a dildo with two sides, just to scare her with.

She’s walking in behind me and gasps like I just unleashed the fucking Kraken.

“Alessio! What the hell—” Her mouth falls open and she looks at me, then at the pile of toys, then back at me.

I spread my arms. “Two guys, Liv. You just never specified the second one had to be alive.”

Her hand flies up. “Alessio, you are not about to fuck me with a toy and call it a threesome.”

I raise an eyebrow. “Says who?”

“Says me!” She huffs, looking at the guestI picked out. “Oh my god, you pulled out the monster. That’s not a second guy. That’s a goddamn baseball bat.”

I chuckle, walking up to her, running my knuckles down her neck. “Hmm. Sounds like someone’s scared.” But I have no intention of fucking her with this third leg, I just like her reaction to it.

Her eyes narrow. “Not scared. Just aware that it won’t fit unless I do a full exorcism first.” She scowls. “I fucking hate you.”

I smirk. “No, you don’t. You love me, that’s why you married me.”

“Temporary lapse in judgment.”

I laugh, grabbing her thighs and lifting her up. She squeaks and wraps her legs around my waist.

She groans, throwing herself against me, her face is in my neck. “I walked right into this, didn’t I?”

I grin. “Like a moth to a fucking flame,Sirena.”