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Andrea: No way! I’m so proud of you
Diana: Calm down, Kill Bill. It was just a slap.
Andrea: It’s not like you to resort to violence…
Diana: I caught him screwing his PA in his home office.
Andrea: That bastard! He brought her into your house?!!!
Diana: Yes. I downloaded the footage of them banging on his desk. I just know he’s going to try and screw me over in the divorce
Andrea: Savio wants to know if you need him to kick Jason’s ass.
Andrea: He also said that he never liked him
Diana: *rolls eyes*
Andrea: *flips the bird*
Andrea: He’ll do it, you know? Kick Jason’s ass.
Diana: I know he will. For a priest, he’s fucking bloodthirsty
Andrea: Do you want to come and stay with us?
Diana: Would you mind?
Andrea: Wouldn’t have asked if I did
Diana: Savio doesn’t? My three and your three together always have him heading into the barn lol
Andrea: He suggested it
Andrea: Anyway, he’s out on the land more now
Diana: Priest-cum-farmer. Who’d have thunk it?
Andrea: He had to birth a calf yesterday. Came back covered in whatever squirts out of a cow when they’re giving birth.
Andrea: He says he doesn’t love it but I know he does
Diana: Think he’d mind taking Lola with him? She wants to be a vet
Andrea: Doubt he’d mind. Roman tags along with him all the time
Diana: Thank you, honey
Andrea: You never need to thank me. We’re family :*
Diana: Not sure your parents agree lol
Andrea: Oh, hush. They’re still not used to you existing LMAO. They’re slow on the uptake ;)
Diana: Did they ever apologize for not having faith in you about that?
Andrea: Of course, they did. Mostly, they were just relieved. But you know that. What’s with the nostalgia?
Andrea: Anyway, I’ll book your flights now