My dear runaway wife,

Blocking me on everything except this email address does not change the fact that you are still my wife. You ran after the wedding, but you’re home now. Our families expect you to behave as a wife should in this elite world. It’s time to act like you promised you would five years ago. Or do you need a reminder?

Your impatient husband,

Damian

P.S. Don’t think I forgot about how you stole my entire life savings.

My dear delusional husband,

Isn’t revenge sweet? Our marriage was a business contract to keep both of us happy. You failed to hold up your...

My dear runaway wife,

Blocking me on everything except this email address does not change the fact that you are still my wife. You ran after the wedding, but you’re home now. Our families expect you to behave as a wife should in this elite world. It’s time to act like you promised you would five years ago. Or do you need a reminder?

Your impatient husband,

Damian

P.S. Don’t think I forgot about how you stole my entire life savings.

My dear delusional husband,

Isn’t revenge sweet? Our marriage was a business contract to keep both of us happy. You failed to hold up your end, so I took what’s mine. But I know your dirty little secret. How would your father feel if he found out that his upstanding son owned an exclusive club? One with masked dancers, where secret fantasies come true. Better be nice to me, or I might let that secret slip.

Hating you lots,

Talie

P.S. Give me all the reminders you want. Payback is always a game I love playing with you.