When Zelda inherits a magic castle, it comes with ten half-starved soldiers, empty coffers, and a serious attitude problem. The castle drains her energy like a magical parasite, her half-sister wants her dead, and the local tribes are betting on how long shell last.

At least the neighboring warlord is handsome when hes not fighting off her other suitor.

But things get interesting when a monster-breeding cult leader decides to add castle ownership to her collection of body modifications. Between training flying squads, managing a clothes-obsessed castle, and keeping her uncle from dying gloriously in battle, Zeldas got her hands full.

Good thing...

When Zelda inherits a magic castle, it comes with ten half-starved soldiers, empty coffers, and a serious attitude problem. The castle drains her energy like a magical parasite, her half-sister wants her dead, and the local tribes are betting on how long shell last.

At least the neighboring warlord is handsome when hes not fighting off her other suitor.

But things get interesting when a monster-breeding cult leader decides to add castle ownership to her collection of body modifications. Between training flying squads, managing a clothes-obsessed castle, and keeping her uncle from dying gloriously in battle, Zeldas got her hands full.

Good thing shes got a plan. It might be crazy, but that runs in the family.

The latest standalone novella in the beloved Goblin series delivers dark humor, unconventional romance, and a heroine who refuses to do things the easy way. After all, whats the point of inheriting a magic castle if you cant make it move?

No explicit content, standalone in the Goblin series. For fans of unconventional fantasy who like their magic with a side of snark. If you enjoyed the Howls Moving Castle but wanted more politics and warriors, this is your book.