Rule 4: Never Get Stranded with a Sports Reporter

Jason When Cal Prescott, the reporter who declared me ‘Professional Sports’ Most Homophobic Player,’ shows up at my door, I panic and blurt that I’m spending my suspension in Fiji and obviously can’t spare fifteen minutes for an interview. Unfortunately, now I actually have to go. Worse, Cal follows me there. When I rent a jet ski to escape him, he rents one too. More unfortunately, we both get lost. Now we’re stranded on a deserted tropical island with no food, no shelter, no wifi, and absolutely nowhere to hide from the memory of that kiss we shared at hockey...

Jason When Cal Prescott, the reporter who declared me ‘Professional Sports’ Most Homophobic Player,’ shows up at my door, I panic and blurt that I’m spending my suspension in Fiji and obviously can’t spare fifteen minutes for an interview. Unfortunately, now I actually have to go. Worse, Cal follows me there. When I rent a jet ski to escape him, he rents one too. More unfortunately, we both get lost. Now we’re stranded on a deserted tropical island with no food, no shelter, no wifi, and absolutely nowhere to hide from the memory of that kiss we shared at hockey camp ten years ago. He probably forgot. I never did.