I’ve always been into number one.

The Great One. 1’s on the Enneagram. Beyonce’s first solo album.

And relationships? “One night only” seems to be my preferred status. I’m sure a therapist would have opinions, but I boil it down to this: my schedule is slammed as a pharma rep, and I get bored easily.

And I might only be attracted to F-boys.

So, imagine my momentary psychotic break when I come face-to-face with the one hockey player I broke my unofficial rule for. While being treated in urgent care.

Our TWO no-name hookups were months ago, and I had zero idea he was the...

I’ve always been into number one.

The Great One. 1’s on the Enneagram. Beyonce’s first solo album.

And relationships? “One night only” seems to be my preferred status. I’m sure a therapist would have opinions, but I boil it down to this: my schedule is slammed as a pharma rep, and I get bored easily.

And I might only be attracted to F-boys.

So, imagine my momentary psychotic break when I come face-to-face with the one hockey player I broke my unofficial rule for. While being treated in urgent care.

Our TWO no-name hookups were months ago, and I had zero idea he was the captain of Pucks Deep, our rival hockey team. The guy all the Snowballs players have a deep-seated grudge against.

Now, all of it is back to bite me because I just found out Jordan has a connection to one of Alberta’s hardest-to-reach hospitals. To make things worse? The practice arena for Pucks Deep is under renovation, and their team is forced onto the same ice as the Snowballs.

In order to meet my sales goals, I need to get my addiction treatment drug on the formulary at Jordan’s hospital.

But that means fraternizing with the enemy.

While somehow keeping it a secret from my Snowball family.

I’m the number one sales rep in the province, and the Snowballs are MY number one team. I need Jordan’s help to keep the first title. But if anyone finds out about us? He might knock me out of the running for the second…