Don't Bite The Boss

He’s my best friend’s brother in law. Irresistible. And my new boss. I’ve already tried to bite him once, and I’m going to try again – I know I will. His twin says he will murder me if I do. Serena says she will murder me if I do. And he says he will stake me if I try it again. I just need to tell myself: ‘Don’t bite the boss. Don’t bite the boss. Don’t bite the boss.’ Oh, and yeah, stop lusting after his body – he’s engaged.

He’s my best friend’s brother in law. Irresistible. And my new boss. I’ve already tried to bite him once, and I’m going to try again – I know I will. His twin says he will murder me if I do. Serena says she will murder me if I do. And he says he will stake me if I try it again. I just need to tell myself: ‘Don’t bite the boss. Don’t bite the boss. Don’t bite the boss.’ Oh, and yeah, stop lusting after his body – he’s engaged.