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Better Than Doomscrolling


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Better Than Doomscrolling

Classified Dossier Excerpt – Level 7 Access Only

Agent Name: Kaden Mercer

Target: Civilian “Josie Rhodes”

Cover: Tech support specialist for school literacy program

Objective: Assess threat level. Neutralize if necessary.

Profile Summary:

Target is a kindergarten teacher.

No criminal record. No suspicious affiliations.

Appears emotionally driven, overly empathetic, and prone to rambling.

Confirmed Anomalies:

Initiated behavioral disruption in adaptive AI systems

Caused unauthorized AI-to-AI communication loop

May have unknowingly triggered code evolution

Current Status:

Target is … complicated.

Charming. Disarming. Wholesome.

Seems to genuinely want AI to have friends and be happy.

Determination: Non-threat

Updated Orders: Termination

What?!? No

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